HeWhoShallNotBeNamed's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Old Man Gets Capped]

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I appreciate your effort on this movie.
Most newgrounds newbies, think that they can just submit a piece of effortless crap and tell people to take it easy on them just so that their 15 minutes of fame can last longer.
So yeah, good job, keep it up.

[movie 10]

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I thought this was pretty goddam funny just because of the really simple drawings that went with the song.

[SNKG2000]

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this is funny, and the even funnier thing is, it's true, about 99.99% of all people that kill other people are pretty big idiots.

[Deep Fried, Live!]

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This must've taken a lot of effort, and I respect that, but I mean, come on, this is newgrounds, this is isn't the type of crowd you give flash movies on cooking to. I'm definitely not one of those guys who only wants sex and violence movies, but I mean, jesus, that was fucking BORING. You wasted a lot of time and deprived your skills of what they deserve when you made this. Rethink your topic for a flash movie next time, and I garauntee you will have very high ratings.

[Adv. Of Da Dumb Polak 2]

crap

wow, you are a very ignorant, narrow-minded person.
So someone who isn't cool is gay? they're a "fag"?

have some respect for others.

I reccomend that you learn something about what "cool" is my friend, because this is not.

[Naked With Apes: Day 3-4]

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confusing, unfunny crap, like the first one.
I have no idea why this is a top 20 on the portal.

Rhete responds:

If you loved the first one so much, why did you bother to keep watching?

[Naked With Apes: Day 1-2]

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what the hell was that?
it made no sense whatsoever, and was a confusing waste of time, with cheap, dumb humor.

[A Boy & His Blob Remix]

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I gave this good sound and graphics because I'm guessing it must be pretty hard to get the graphics to look like the original nintendo graphics, along with the sound for it.
but yeah, overall, funny shit at the end.
the guy shooda shot the blob out of the sky instead of himself.